So Lindsay Lohan comes out of the closet shortly after Clay Aiken, which is cool, because we’re not in the business of exposing other people’s personals. But sheeeeit, let’s be serious, no one was surprised about this one either.

To quote the late great poet, Pimp C, from the 2007 Negro spritual, “Shattered Dreams”:

Some people gay, what can I say? The only judge is God
But don’t be shame and try to hide cause then you livin fraud
Cause everythang done in the dark, gon’ come to the light
So do yo’ thang, cause cain’t no man tell you what’s wrong or right

Bonus: Pase Rock – Lindsay Lohan’s Revenge (video)