{"id":1843,"date":"2009-03-02T20:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T01:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2009-03-02T20:00:57","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T01:00:57","slug":"infinite-awesomeness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/?p=1843","title":{"rendered":"Infinite awesomeness&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XOBbmdJTLdE&amp;start=45&amp;end=110\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XOBbmdJTLdE&amp;start=45&amp;end=110\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nExcerpt from <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0093146\/\" ><em>Hard Ticket to Hawaii<\/em> (1987)<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I gotta cop the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.buy.com\/prod\/hard-ticket-to-hawaii\/q\/loc\/322\/40160851.html\" >DVD<\/a>, stat! This review alone (snippet) should make this a must-have.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The plot, where it exists, concerns a drug-running ring on the Hawaiian island of Molokai. Donna and Taryn are assigned to stop the evildoers, who are led by a Goldfinger-like leader who delivers contraband in a radio-controlled helicopter (a scale model, not a real one&#8230;guess the drug business isn&#8217;t what it used to be on Molokai).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Somehow, the storyline changes from smuggled drugs to smuggled diamonds along the way, but who cares? &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>In the interim, we are treated to such unforgettable lines as &#8220;Let&#8217;s hit the jacuzzi&#8230;I do my best thinking there,&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to control your life, I only want to suck the polish off your toes,&#8221; and &#8220;If brains were bird poop you&#8217;d have a clean cage.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>We also run afoul of a homicidal skateboarder armed with a pistol and a blow-up doll (why?) and a transvestite who is spying on the spies. Plus any number of nubile women, none of them at all foul.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excerpt from Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987). I gotta cop the DVD, stat! This review alone (snippet) should make this a must-have. The plot, where it exists, concerns a drug-running ring on the Hawaiian island of Molokai. Donna and Taryn are assigned to stop the evildoers, who are led by a Goldfinger-like leader who delivers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[145,144,18],"tags":[609,610,617],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-films","category-misc","category-video","tag-hard-ticket-to-hawaii","tag-randomness","tag-skating"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1863,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/1863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.buhbomp.com\/updates\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}