Rules for the Palin-Debate Drinking Game*

Get yourself a couple six packs and a bottle of your favorite whiskey and tune in to the debate Oct 2 at 9PM ET.

Take a swig of beer (or other alcoholic beverage) each time Palin says:

– maverick
– outsider
– earmark(s)
– pork
– let me tell ya
– uhm
– you know
– I don’t know
– and and
– ah ah
– that that
– Russia
– border(s)
– the name of any member of her family (Todd, Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, or Trig)
– 9-11
– terrorist(s)
– crisis
– reform or reformer
– change
– I believe that Americans (or American families)

drink a shot each time Palin says:

– bridge to nowhere
– road to nowhere
– and and and
– my running mate
– Palin McCain
– democrat party
– hockey mom
– lipstick
– pitbull
– pig
– her son Track is in the army
– her son Track shipped out on 9/11
– McCain is a hero

drink two shots if Palin says:
– McCain was a POW
– thanks but no thanks
– the Bush doctrine
– obama bin ladin

*via random email forward.